Saddest Anime Scenes 
alternate ot3 name: get the hell out of dodge
did i mention percy’s whale noises? i mentioned percy’s whale noises. jason is really quiet during sex. nico isn’t all that vocal either. So it’s just whale noises.
all formentioned headcanons stay the same, except maybe with a bit of a sly dominance battle between jason and percy that nobody (or nico) wins. meanwhile it probably seems like the world is ending to anyone in the area who’s not having sex with them.
he has to do the limestone thing just to get rid of it all
I have a couple up my sleeve it’s almost messed up how much i think about this.
Leo never has sex on anything he cant replace. He’s really good with his hands if ya know what I mean.
Honestly he rarely has sex he’s kind of scared of himself he burnt down a foster home masturbating once.
jason gets electric during sex so everyone involved has their hair standing up on end by the end. which is also why he always has sex over the covers since pulling from under a super-static sheet is as comfortable as 1000 needles in the back. His first time he caused a city wide power-out.
Piper never ever uses charmspeak in bed because she feels it would be a breach of consent, but sometimes she isn’t sure if she’s accidentally slips into it so she constantly asks if her partner does what they’re doing because they want to or because she wants them to.
Once Jason went off telling her aaaall the things he wanted to do in a very eloquent, serious, praetor way asking for a senate vote at the end. It was a turn off but a hilarious one.
Frank is clumsy but gentle and determined. He also laughs and jokes a lot. He has a 50/50 chance of making it Mind-blowing or really disappointing. It’s all good fun though. Don’t ask about the shape shifting.
Sex was usually just not something Hazel talked or thought about, until she had it. She loves it. Also there could be nothing but barren dirt for miles and she’d still manage to summon a floor full of gems.
Frank and Hazel literally have the weirdest sex ever okay they don’t take it that seriously because how could they its impossible there’s gold absolutely everywhere one second Hazel’s having sex with a guy a little farther on the horse side and doesn’t mention it because the last time frank realized he did it on accident they didn’t have sex for a whole month.
man you know what up until now i thought Percy’s arguing with gods had a purpose or something because it all usually turns out for the best in the end but no this kid is just doing it to do it oh my g od my eyes are open
Piper just gave Percy the most clarifying description ever i can see him now
a lot of characters are all hair and eyes about it, hazel and leo use analogies, frank only ever paints pictures of hazel, annabeth is all face and aura,
but piper has everyone down to their blue prints: precise hair length and style, comparable height, aura, personality of appearance, body type, impressive feature and god bless her for existing she makes life easy
*whispers* The official ship name is percico
correction, percico and a wHOLE NEW WORLD OF FAN CREATED CONTENT WOah there goes my night
oh man what was it………. i think it was a percico fic
Kiss a Boy in Tokyo Town maybe? I think this is the right one. It’s really pretty good and i read it all at once p-much.
don’t even get me started on demigod sex i have all kinds of headcanons about how their powers let them them either be really awesome or really bad with sex.
my list starts with percy cackling like a dolphin and moaning like a whale and its hideously arousing in the most ‘don’t think too hard about it way’ but his subconsious control over bloodflow when he loses control is either very very good wow or vERY BAD LIKE ‘GRAB THE AMBROSIA’ BAd
meanwhile annabeth is super primal about it which is downright awesome for everyone involved, but she’s like that because she’s afraid that if she makes sex into an intellectual experience she’ll get brain pregnant
add that with nico being down for anything so he doesn’t have embarassing sexual regrets to throw into the styx and his o - moan can kill flowers and you’ve got yourself one heck of a threesome
This got really headcanon-y really fast woops
alternate ot3 title: the big 2 1/2
i dig it, as long as they skirt around the pseudo-incest-y part. i mean like, arguably it’s all incest but, you know. anyways yes i could see it and i kinda like it.
alternate ot3 title: the ‘i hate myself and my choices but you’re not allowed to hate yourself’ support trio